We, the workers of the modern office, do hereby establish these sacred articles to govern the ancient and noble tradition of the unlocked screen penalty.
Also works on Teams & Slack 💬
Addendum: Defense Protocol
Win + L
Windows
Fastest way to lock.
⌘ Ctrl Q
macOS
Instant Mac lock.
Super + L
Linux
Most distros.
⏱️ Auto-Lock — Set auto-lock to 1-2 minutes.
CERTIFIED🍩SNACK PROTOCOL™
Established 2025 — For the good of all office snack lovers everywhere 🍩